You’re darn right I’m gonna use a marshmallow on a stick instead of a sword. This, is all still free, and I appreciate that. Just playing, getting kills with certain weapons, doing odd things like lighting a campfire to heal, all reward you with free equipment or weapon skins. You *can* use magnets to guarantee a certain set of DNA, but that’s just for three games and you’ll still need to play well, or a lot.

I really want to get the Dachshund player skin, but that’s gonna take over 100 Dog DNA, which you’ll possibly (it’s random) get five a game. It’s getting the DNA needed for certain breed that take a while. Just getting a standard new animal, like a dog, cat, raccoon, etc… is easy enough. Seeing at this is a F2P game, there’s grinding. Run to the safe area, which will always be pointed out to you and make sure you’re not just gonna die by the gas, as opposed to an actual player. Don’t spend too much time in one area though, that Skunk Gas will fill up the arena. Drop down whenever you’re most comfortable and scavenge any and all you can get, while (insert your own animal pun related to death here)-ing everything you see. It’s literally an Eagle Bus, I like that. You’ll get dropped down into the giant map of multiple cultures and class of building from your flying bus. At least you’ll be gifted by a animal themed pun, which is great. Just don’t get shot immediately after amassing a cache of random junk and weapons.

You’ll also find versions of higher rarity, which you know you gotta grab. There’s a lot of guns you’ll find, from the shotguns, to magnums, to machineguns. The odd weapon, armor, accessories, and items to heal you or fix up armor. Matches are filled with what you’d expect. This is to the best way I can put it, like if you made a sprite based PUBG or Fortnite, but with cute animals. I love how chaotic and grand a game can get with all of the players, the giant map, and so on. Ok, now I don’t actually have an issue with this genre. Super Animal Royale is what you’ve feared most, a battle royale game. Out of the way, this is a Free to Play game, so much of what I’ll say is bound to be standard.

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